“I do really appreciate the energy and imagination you put into this and will continue to respect this really unique craft you’ve mastered.”

"I do really appreciate the energy and imagination you put into this and will continue to respect this really unique craft you've mastered."

Second Lesson in Learning How to Blow Your Nose

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1 September 2008

Now, don’t be shy. I’m not punishing you. We just need to go through your nose blowing lesson again. I noticed you don’t quite have it down right yet, and you aren’t cleaning your nose properly.

I’m just a bit disappointed that you haven’t been following your first lesson exactly, but I know you can grasp it this time. I know I’ll be very very proud of you, and you’ll be able to blow your nose with tissues like the big boy that you are. Follow me into the bathroom; it’s time for your next lesson.