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"Just wanted to say that I love your stuff! You do the whole naughty mom thing so well, it's so wrong but you make oh so right."

Doomed to a Life as My Stinky Sweaty Sneakers

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12 October 2011

That was SUCH a good run! I feel invigorated! And I’m sweating like a hog! Ooops… I told you I’d change you back today! I totally forgot! My gosh… you’ve been suffering as my new pair of sneakers for a long time now.

I promised I’d release you and return you to your own body today. It must smell so much in there for you! You poor thing! I’ll change you back… well, wait. These shoes ARE so unbelievable comfortable with you “in” them.

I’d hate to miss out on that feeling… And I have COMPLETE control over you right now. Do you mind feeling that helpless for a little longer? Maybe for a lifetime?