“You are my absolute favourite ‘instructor’. I love the way you talk and love your voice. You also send a nonjudgement vibe which I like, some sort of kindness. That’s what MOST of your colleague’s lack.”

"You are my absolute favourite 'instructor'. I love the way you talk and love your voice. You also send a nonjudgement vibe which I like, some sort of kindness. That's what MOST of your colleague's lack."

Sex 101: Pussy Eating for Beginners

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30 September 2011

Yes, this is it. Come right in. You found your classroom! Come and join us. Yes, go ahead and find yourself a seat. Anywhere you like. You can gather on the carpet, if you like, or secure a spot in one of the desk chairs. We’re going to have a great time this afternoon! Is everyone ready to begin? Welcome to “Sex 101: Pussy Eating for Beginners!”

If you’re here for my Penis Pleasing session, you’ll have to wait. I hold that class after this one. Feel free to just stay put if you like. I don’t mind! Now, I see a few of you are already “enjoying” class in the back there. I’ll ask you to pay close attention. You’re all here to learn whether you’re beginners, intermediate, or advanced. We’re all students of sex for life! There’s always more to learn.

Now, who’s never been between a woman’s legs before? Never enjoyed oral sex before? Is not familiar with the female anatomy? Well, we’re going to correct all of that before the day is through! I’m going to walk you through your anatomy lesson, and then, I’ll need a volunteer to exercise his newly learned skills in a demonstration up here in front of the class. You may practice upon me…