This Sucks so Much I Might as Well Be Gone
I can’t believe this pain and discomfort. Why go on? How am I supposed to get through my day? And how terrible I must LOOK in this horrible neck brace!! Did you see what happened? Did you catch that fall I just made down the stairs?? Who put those slippers at the top of the staircase anyway?!?
I’m lucky I didn’t break my neck! Now, I have to live with this neck brace on for weeks and weeks! I can’t hardly move!