“I do really appreciate the energy and imagination you put into this and will continue to respect this really unique craft you’ve mastered.”

"I do really appreciate the energy and imagination you put into this and will continue to respect this really unique craft you've mastered."

I’ve Been Watching You

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3 July 2020

I hate to interrupt your usual programming… but it’s time for an intervention… of sorts.  Just as you’ve always suspected – as you peruse the internet for porn to get off with – there IS a government agency spying on and taking note of your online activity… down to EVERY move, every site, and every jerk.

I’ve been personally assigned to your case; I know ALL your ticks.  And I’m utterly disappointed in the low quality of porn you’ve been feeding your mind – and dick.

It seems you’re in desperate need of some proper instruction, and I’m personally going to GIVE IT to you.