So, You’re LIKE, TOOOOTALLLY Turned on by Dumb Girls?

15 November 2016

We’ve been married for years… and things have gone… STALE. BORING. BLAND. But I’ve just discovered what you’re REALLY into… you’re turned on by dumb girls… REALLY dumb girls: straight-up bimbos, valley girl accent and all. Well, if you want it… let’s see if you can REALLY handle it.

Oh, I’m gonna lay it on THICK… the voice, the idiocy, the self-fondling, the flirting, the huge ego, the air-headedness. Yes, I can dish it out – if that’s what you really want. Question is… can you HANDLE it??

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November 15, 2016 at 6:51 am

Darren says:

The answer to your question posed by the title is no. I’ll tell you what I am turned on by, though: talent and keen intelligence. The beauty is just gravy, Tara. :)

Swear to god, I think you’re the only woman on this fragile rock that can make me listen to valleygirl talk for a 1/2 hour. There are a number of reasons for that: the astonishing length of the improvisations, first of all. I think you cut only once after you start in with the gibberish, and that was just so you could get closer to the camera for the climax. And what funny and yet trenchant gibberish it is! An unforgiving slap in the face to girls who don’t respect themselves. A sad commentary on the attitudes most of us (and not just valleygirls, either) have against those less fortunate in this life (like “retards” and homeless people). A nonstop symphony of bizarreries, one disconnected thought after another, the result of an uneducated life. (Where on earth were you going with that whole alien/superbrain thing? Brilliant!) A raised eyebrow of contempt at us men, too, because, after all, we get boners from a girl’s BRAINS, don’t we? A gimlet eye glaring at our idiotic online culture. A humorous, wise, and forgiving look at sexual fetishism and how culture plants those fetishes in us. And finally, a sustained meta-work on your own field, in which you implicitly comment on the assumptions we might bring not just to your work but to you yourself.

Alternatively, you’re simply having a good time horsing around! :)

Either way, what a joy to watch!

But I got a question: when are you going to go the opposite direction and be as insufferably pretentious as someone like, well, me? Where is the clip where you bring us to climax quoting the poetry of Federico Garcio Lorca or expounding a Cultural-Marxist interpretation of “Othello” or explaining equations that have coordinate planes or describing the provenance of self-referential Late-Byzantine mosaics? Don’t make me write in a formal Clip Request, because I’ll do it! :P

Brilliant, Tara. Like, totally. :P

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So, You’re LIKE, TOOOOTALLLY Turned on by Dumb Girls?

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