I Hope You’re Happy
21 July 2020
You… I could KILL you! No, no, I’m just joking. It’s not YOUR fault. It’s mine! …for just barging into your bedroom and doing my thing: buzzing around, doing your laundry, blabbing about nothing. I can’t help myself!
I can apologize forever for just sitting down and playing around and… I still don’t know really how I turned you on!! Just by… being myself?? And I’m your *mother*!
Ah, the mysteries of the universe. I’ll never understand you men fully. hee hee hee What’s done is done and… well, I just hope you’re happy about it!
