Allow Me to Explain to You just Why This Relationship and Your Tiny Penis Are Ridiculous
15 June 2011
You know what time it is… husband?? It’s time to get real. You know, your penis is just too small… for me… or for anything. I’m not getting anything from sex. You can hardly last.
When you try to give me oral, you just fuck it up. You can’t even kiss me right. You try to swallow my mouth whole. I mean, just look at your feet! Yours are smaller than mine! Everyone KNOWS your dick is small and I married a tiny little weak man. This relationship is ridiculous And the more I think about it, the more frustrated I get.
So, things have to change. I can’t do this anymore. This is how it’s going to be from now on… and if you refuse, I’m going to kick your weak little ass!
