And the MILF Award Goes to… (Part 6)
Hi, boys… oh, it’s always such a pleasure to see ALL of you… and you’re always so full of compliments!! Gee… the MILF of the City Award is going to be announced soon, isn’t it? SO exciting!
I can’t believe how everyone has voted me…. WAIT. What? What did you just say? I’m NOT a shoe-in? There’s… there’s… COMPETITION?!?!
Can’t be. No, no. But I’m the best. I’m the… well, no. It’s not matter. It’s not like I WANTED that. I mean, what kind of woman–or *mother*– would that make me??
No, I’m not worried about that at all but… who is SHE? The other one? I’m sure she’s no competition–not that I really CARE… I don’t.
(But none of you are leaving until I’ve had the chance to make sure you NEVER forget I’m the hottest MILF alive!)