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Beat that Meat for Me, Boy! I’m Gonna Empty You before You Get to My Daughter

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22 May 2010

Oh, you naughty young man, you. I don’t know who you think you are… or just what you have stuffed down those pants of yours… but if you so much as look at me the wrong way, I’m going to have to put you in your place and show you who’s boss around here. Yes, you may be here to pick up my daughter, but you’ve got to get through me to get to her.

And you know what? You are NOT going to have your little dick inside my little girl tonight! Oh, no! I’ll be polite and all but… what was that?! Did you just check me out? I caught you staring at my ass as I bent over to pick up something off the floor! How dare you?! Oh, that’s it. I’m going to have to set you right.

Yes, you’re going to get that motherly lecture, and you know what? You’re going to beat off for me too! That’s right. Follow me to my bedroom, boy. You’re going to jerk off for me so I can ensure there will be NO FUCKING TONIGHT!!! Horny little bastard.

Oh, my, you have more to offer than I thought… nice full package. And hard too. Do you like older women then? Like how my big booty looks in this tight business dress? Oh, you like my high heel shoes too, don’t you?

Well, guess what. You’re going to empty your nuts for me, get them good and cleaned out, squeeze that sexual drive right out of you… TWICE to be sure…. and all before my daughter comes out of her room and is ready to go out with you.