…But My Vibrator Is So Delightful
2 December 2008
“The weather outside is frightful…” but my vibrator is so delightful! Just what a girl needs to warm up with when it’s so cold outside and the winter season is here. mmmm… I love to warm up with a good, hearty orgasm. Don’t you?
I have just the tool needed… I’m going to sneak outside in the cold of night, all tucked cozily into my big thick sweater and jeans, and masturbate on my balcony while my neighbors walk by down below. Ooooh, I hope the neighbors that live right beside me don’t come home just yet and walk up their stairs and into my view! What a scene to behold…
I’ll just keep humming this tune in my head, look out for passersby, and heat up the night with a hot climax. Nothing’s going to stop me from coming!!
