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Don’t Cry just because You’re Weaker than the Weaker Sex

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21 May 2011

Oh, come on. I just want to play! Let’s see who’s stronger? Why hesitate, you know you’ll win. You’re a man, and I’m just a little girl! I just want a friendly wrestling match… it’s kind of sexy, don’t you think?

Ah, you’re not frightened of me, are you? Huh, are you?? Check out my biceps and these strong thighs. Have you seen my calf muscles? Let me show you what I can do with them? Ha! It was so easy to grab you! Can you let go? You can’t! Ha!

Oh, I didn’t mean to overpower you. I love you. Why won’t you let me hug you? Come on, give your girlfriend a kiss… Ha, got you again! And you can’t even escape! I bet if we had an arm wrestling match you’d be SUCH a baby about it!