Happy Birthday, My Dear Sweet Nephew

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It’s your birthday. And your mother, my sister, well… she means well. She can’t help but think of you as still being her sweet little boy. She’s thrown you a party that’s… well, a bit below your age. By a lot!

She doesn’t realize what a handsome young MAN you’re growing into. But… your auntie has. And, well, I have a special present for you. Something to make your party a bit better.

Just… promise me one thing. No hands, okay? You’re not allowed to touch. Just sit back and relax. And enjoy the show…