How Dare You Email Me a Photo of Your Ridiculously Small Penis!
What do you need? I’m busy over here. Okay, I’ll check my email… You sent me something? Oh, my god!!! What is that? Is that YOURS?!?! Are you serious?!?! I can’t believe you had the courage – the audacity – to actually show a photo of your own cock to me. That can’t even be called a “cock.” It’s more like a …. well, I can’t even hardly SEE it!