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How Low Can My Crotch in Tight Jeans Go?

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23 February 2010

I’m so excited! There’s a limbo game set up and waiting for me… a great chance to try out my favorite tight, button fly jeans. How low can they go?

And what if my crotch hits the limbo bar? Is this dangerous? I don’t know… I can’t bend backwards OR forwards too well in these jeans. But I’ll sure try! I’m afraid I’ll hurt my crotch… I can’t help grabbing mine! And if I just pull up my jeans more and more, tight around my ass and crotch, maybe I can bend more easily…

Be prepared for a good show… you’re sitting front row center, right in front of my crotch, as I find out just how low I can go!