I Feel Your Pain
Oh, my gosh, what are you doing on the floor?!?! Are you hurt? What happened! Did someone… did they… kick you in the balls?!?
WOW! That must really hurt! You’re doubled over… can you get up? No, no, you better stay down on the floor. You must not move until you know you can do it without hurting. OUCH! I mean… I so feel what you’re feeling… that must seriously hurt!
I just… geeze, it’s like I have to hold my own crotch just because I see you in SO MUCH PAIN!!