I’m Falling for My Furniture until It just Can’t Satisfy Me
Isn’t this a sexy couch? I find the lines so appealing… the shape is so seductive… the curves of the cushions such a turn on… and the pillowy softness so inviting. I just want to… make love to it!! If feels so good against my skin… so delicious wrapping around my body. I can’t help myself. I want to hump the pillows… I want to get off on my sexy piece of strong furniture! It better not disappoint… or I’lll trample all over it in anger!!!