I’m Here and Horny to Grant Your Death Wish
Oh, did I frighten you? I’m so sorry…. NOT! ha! You’re the one stupid enough to post on a PUBLIC internet forum that you fantasize about being hanged… and you included your address! Didn’t think anyone would actually come by? Or have the nerve to break in? Ha! Oh, don’t look so frightened. You know what’s coming for you.
Play nice and cooperate or I’m going to have to use this hammer on you! Don’t like the sound of that? Then, don’t make me tackle you just so I can get your hands tied behind your back! Mmmm… that’s much better. Now, you pose no threat, older man. I just need to bind your feet… I’m really so excited about this… I’ve never done anything like this before! And I’ll make sure your hands are tied very securely… watch out for the scarf coming… I’m just going to squeeze it across your mouth.
There… now I don’t have to hear your nagging whiney voice anymore. ha! Now, let’s see how much you weigh… you’re going over my shoulder. Ugh!!! Now, I just have to get this noose around your neck, just have to hoist you up… oooh, how does it feel to have your feet swinging off the ground??? Is it scary?
I can tell you one thing for sure: this is making me horny! Are you fading away yet? Mmm… seeing you swing like that is such a turn on!
