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Reminding You to Blow Your Tickly Drippy Nose Throughout the Day

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20 September 2009

Come over here. Yes! Don’t be shy. I just want to remind you how to blow your little nose to make sure you’re doing it right. I’ll show you how I blow mine… just once… and then I want you to blow your own nose for me. Now, that’s a very good job!! Just blow a little harder next time… yes… blow, blow, BLOW!!! Great job! I’m so proud of you.

Now, I want you to blow your nose just like that all day, by yourself, whenever you feel your nose tickling or dripping a bit. It’ll feel all better if you blow it.

…Did I hear you just sniff your nose again? Come over here. Here’s some of my toilet paper I’m holding onto for you. Yes, blow your nose while I hold the tissue for you. Blow harder! Good job. Now, I’m going to come remind you again throughout the day if see you’ve forgotten to blow your nose when you need to…