“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

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The Princess Has All the Power

Long ago in a galaxy far, far away... there was a princess held captive by an evil monster... a grotesque, huge, fat monster who was overindulgent and wanted everything... including the princess, subdued by his evil power. Read more...

The Tainton Zone – Episode 13: Your Surrender Is Imminent

This week's episode, submitted for your approval, brings you a sexy tale about world domination and the weakness - or strength - of humanity itself. The Earth's wellbeing now sits on your shoulders. Read more...

Alien Invasion! Sultry Blonde Maiden Is Abducted and Seduced

Where am I?? NoOOOOOOO! Help!! Someone!! Anyone??? What is this place? I can hardly see through the darkness. Where's my shoe?? Wait... what's that? Is something in the corner lurking in the shadows? Oh no!!   Read more...

Conquering Planet Earth by First Conquering You, President of the United States

It was a simple task: to destroy all of humanity on planet Earth. It would be done through the well known weaknesses of the human race studied for centuries throughout the rest of the universe. Target: the male sex, the weakest of  Read more...