Brat Girls

You've come home from work to find a package has arrived. What could be tucked inside that slinky, tight, woman-shaped bag?? Wait, there's a tag... "Congratulations on purchasing The Perfect Girlfriend 2000." Could it be... it must be... it is!!!!   Read more...

*Yawn* I'm so bored. Really, terribly, dreadfully BORED. There's nothing to do, no entertainment, and you just don't meet my needs. If I call you in here, will you entertain me? Will you make me feel like this relationship isn't  Read more...

What was that? Are you actually interrupting my workout to... well, what is your problem anyway? You actually think a girl can't box? That I'm too weak to train? Oh, you haven't seen these gloves move yet, haven't seen these  Read more...

Think you have what it takes? The stamina, the prowess, the animal instincts? Think your cock is big enough, impressive enough, virile enough? This Amazon princess isn't looking for a relationship; she only needs a mate. Just one man, standing  Read more...

Hey, nerd boy. Yeah, you! Did you get the homework assignment, that thing the teacher said about the essay? I bet you did. And you've probably got it half-written already, don't you. You nerds... you know, I could use  Read more...

What's up, big bro? You're looking very full of yourself this morning. Are you gonna take me to school? Ah, you're so sweet. What? I don't have anything up my sleeve. I'm just sitting here with my brother.   Read more...

Ah, I've been dying for this match!! (or YOU may be!) Is it time to start?? The winner takes all... wins the ENTIRE pot of money. I already know how I'm going to spend it. ha! Now, do I need  Read more...

My roommate is the filthiest bitch of all... so disrespectful, a pain to live with, and this is the last straw. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to have it out when she comes home this time. This ends NOW.  Read more...

HA! You didn't think I'd catch you, did you? I know your type... you horny freshman looking for an easy peek, a quick sneak of upperclass snatch to get you through your day. As IF the old "oops, dropped my pencil!" trick  Read more...

Oh, this poor nerdy young lady in glasses... don't you feel sorry for her?? She's destined to be just another wallflower all her life, missing out on all the fun, no social life, and no men will ever want to give her the  Read more...