“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

Christmas

It’s Small Penis Acceptance Day

I know you small dicked guys don't get much action. I mean, do you really ever get ANY?? You're so tiny... totally inadequate really... and so, what can you expect? Well, tis the season for sharing and giving. So, I  Read more...

Cock Hero Challenge: Show Me Your Holiday Cheer

Oh, you're going to LOVE this holiday season! It's time to beat that cock to the rhythm of the music once more. This is gonna be tricky... I'm teasing you relentlessly, showing off my body, stripping for you, and even dancing to  Read more...

Naughty Girl’s Revenge

Santa, Santa, Santa. I'm disappointed in you. If it wasn't for your famous taste for milk, I never could've managed to take advantage of you. Did you like your little nap? Oh, no, don't worry about every other house on  Read more...

I’m Afraid I Have to Move You to the Naughty List Again

Yes, it's me again. I know, I know. You spent most of this year making up to your wife for cheating on her last Christmas. Well, I did what I had to do. We just had way too many people  Read more...

The Best Gift in the World

Here is an adoring beauty DESIGNED to please you - in every way you wish. She's built with the most amazing breasts, face, voice, smile, body... and she WANTS to please you. Read more...

Sharing the Bed with Your Sister

Sucks that we have to share a bed. You better not touch me! Or accidentally kick me in your sleep. Or anything else! Read more...

Your StepMom Misses You So Much

I'm at my wit's end. I just don't know how to handle these feelings. You're my stepson, and I miss you so much! I don't know how to tell you. I don't think I CAN. I just... long for you.  Read more...

Seeking the Surrender of Your Sensitive Information for My Holiday Happiness

It's that time of year again. Christmas is right around the corner now. The holidays are upon us and... well, last year, I lured away your holiday funds using the power of my breasts alone. Don't worry. I have no  Read more...