“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

Confrontation

Do Not SHOW Things Like That to Your Mother

I thought it was all behind us, that you'd learned your lesson. Until I got a call from my best friend. She said... the most shocking things of all. Read more...

Hands Off, Sis. He’s MY Son!

There's not a thing that slut has or can do that I'm not ten times better at. And I'm going to love shoving that in her face!!  And my son's... Read more...

Auntie Is Going to Teach You Both How to Masturbate—and MORE

if one or both of you gets a bit curious... well, you know your Auntie is always here for you to answer your questions... even whatever LESSONS you may need... Read more...

I’ve Been Watching You

I hate to interrupt your usual programming... but it's time for an intervention... of sorts. Just as you've always suspected - as you peruse the internet for porn to get off with - there IS a government agency spying on and taking note  Read more...