“I love your on-camera personality; you never sound contrived or fake. This is rare.”

"I love your on-camera personality; you never sound contrived or fake. This is rare."

Confrontation

Oh, Dear! Your Best Friend’s Mum Caught You Jerking to Her

Oh, my gosh!! Is that... what are you doing?? Are you... is that a naked PHOTO of me?! Where'd you get that?! Read more...

I Always Knew My Stepson Was a Big Perv

God… if only I had known. I would’ve… would’ve… PUNISHED you in some way. Oh, but I did anyway, didn’t I. hee hee. You couldn’t help yourself: standing there, just waiting for me to come out of the bathroom after my shower. Yes, you  Read more...

Good Agent, Bad Agent

It's easy... ALL you have to do is confess... to the crime I know you didn't commit. What does it matter that I'm a bent agent, easily paid by one of your enemies to line up a false file on you. You're  Read more...