Costume

It's nearing Christmas... were you expecting a visit from Santa Clause? Well, this year, the big man himself has heard your request, your biggest Christmas wish of all. And there's one gift that only his lovely wife, Mrs. Clause can give to  Read more...

There will be many distractions you'll be faced with in the line of duty. Your strength, stamina, self-control, and very patriotism will be tested to the maximum. The enemy has many faces and wears many disguises; you must learn to recognize and  Read more...

All right, men. I'm sick and tired of seeing so many bulges in trousers when I stand before you. You show no discipline, no self-control, and no respect for your commanding officer. Now, what's the cause of this, men? Can  Read more...

You've been watching her classic television show for years... even decades. You're her biggest fan. It's Halloween, and you're at home watching another shocking B movie of horrific proportions. Oh, but you're not tuned in for the movie, are you?   Read more...

Oh, my adorable little sibling has come home with a giant booty of chocolate Halloween candy! What a stupid costume... but your stash of goodies looks yummy! Mind if I eat some now? Ha! ...like I even have to ask  Read more...

I'm so surprised you men haven't yet learned that it's not always best to think with your "little head." Think twice who you make erotic remarks to or flirt with.... she may just be a witch! It's not my job to teach  Read more...

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension ó a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

Ah, um, excuse me. I know you don't know me... I'm just up this way from Texas, in town for a BIG competition. I bet you could tell from my accent. Ha! You see, I could use some friendly assistance... if  Read more...

Hello, I'm going to be performing for you tonight. My erotic magic specialty is disappearance and reappearance... making ordinary objects vanish before your eyes and mysterious new objects of enjoyment appear seemingly out of the empty air, right before your eyes. It's  Read more...

Imagine the mermaids of myth, the sirens of the sea. Imagine their beautiful curving bodies, their sexy scaled tails, their long blonde hair bleached by the sun shining over the sea, their smooth skin, and big beautiful human breasts. Imagine if that  Read more...