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Goodnight, My Darling #4

How are we going to help you sleep tonight - on a night like this of all nights?? I'm going to have to tell you my favorite story of all, a special CHRISTMAS story... Read more...

Your Mother Has a Thing or Two to Teach You

DO you know what a cream pie is, honey? Well, you're going to learn... Remember, only I can be your true sexy object for SERIOUS DEEP FUCKING. Read more...