“I think it’s really chill that you write back to fans. It shows how real and down to earth you are.”

"I think it's really chill that you write back to fans. It shows how real and down to earth you are."

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The Best Week of Our Lives

Darling... we have the whole week entirely to ourselves - ALONE TOGETHER. Without worrying about getting caught! Does that fill your sexy head with ideas? Read more...

FOR MEN ONLY: New Clinical Trial Seeks Male Volunteers

The primary objective for this study is to evaluate the safety of and record the full effects of a new human growth hormone for men. The study is randomized, vehicle-controlled, ascending multiple dose, placebo-controlled, clinical proof-of-concept, phase 2 study to evaluate the safety,  Read more...

Mom Wants to Netflix and Chill…

Your sweet, cheerful mom is always full of fun ideas. This time, just before you're about to graduate and move out of the house, she thinks you two should "Netflix and Chill." Does she even KNOW what that means?!? Read more...

Make Me Your Whore

I'm your mother, the only woman you want, the only woman you jack off to. But I don't know that... I notice how you look at me... the little glances, the accidental brushes when we pass by each other. Read more...