“I’m so excited for all the great stuff you’re going to make this year.”

"I'm so excited for all the great stuff you're going to make this year."

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I Always Knew My Stepson Was a Big Perv

God… if only I had known. I would’ve… would’ve… PUNISHED you in some way. Oh, but I did anyway, didn’t I. hee hee. You couldn’t help yourself: standing there, just waiting for me to come out of the bathroom after my shower. Yes, you  Read more...

While Your Wife Watches

I know you want ME over HER. Well, it's obvious. I'm just over to discuss an important work matter with your wife. She's my friend and coworker after all. I can't believe she's never introduced me to YOU before.   Read more...

Sharing the Bed with Your Sister

Sucks that we have to share a bed. You better not touch me! Or accidentally kick me in your sleep. Or anything else! Read more...