Female Masturbation

Oh, please. Don't start this again! I don't WANT to play with your darn power tools! They're not designed for that kind of play! Just leave me alone. It's not funny. Stop! Don't point that thing at  Read more...

This must be a dream. What's happening to me? I can't have woken up with a dick between my legs!!! It's not possible! And it's so huge! Wait... this is just a fantasy... isn't it?? But... all the  Read more...

Imagine the mermaids of myth, the sirens of the sea. Imagine their beautiful curving bodies, their sexy scaled tails, their long blonde hair bleached by the sun shining over the sea, their smooth skin, and big beautiful human breasts. Imagine if that  Read more...

Oh, dear. What have you found there? Is that what I think that is? Now, did you take that from your mother's cabinet of grownup things beside her bed? What are you doing in here anyway? Goodness me.   Read more...

You won't believe what I've just remembered... what's just arrived on my doorstep! I have a brand new shiny iron to get to know... just look at all of the shiny stainless steel! It's so sleek, so sexy, and gets so very  Read more...

What a perfect afternoon.... such a relaxing nap. And when I wake up... hiccups! Can you believe it? I just couldn't stop! I shouldn't have taken that sip of water. All these hiccups are caught in my throat, just  Read more...

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension ó a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

I'm newly equipped now. Watch out for my brand new bad-ass vacuum, more powerful than any before it, more deadly than your tiny brain can imagine. You're small and vulnerable, and I'm coming after you... with all my wits, cunning, and feminine  Read more...

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

I remember what I promised you, my growing little stepson. You've managed, so you claim, to go a full week without indulging in your nasty little chronic masturbation habit. I knew we could take care of this little issue without worrying or  Read more...