“Spectacular stuff. For someone who covers such a wide variety of scenarios, you do a great job of tuning into what people want to hear and how they want to hear it.”

"Spectacular stuff. For someone who covers such a wide variety of scenarios, you do a great job of tuning into what people want to hear and how they want to hear it."

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Stop-and-Go Masturbation Marathon: Exercise Your Erection

So, you've set a New Year's resolution of getting fit, and how's that gone for you? That's what I thought. Just like last year's goals? That's why you need ME. You've booked the right personal trainer for the job; I'm  Read more...

Time for Your Regular Workout with Your Personal Penis Trainer

Well, are we ready to go then? Why aren't your gym shorts off yet? Now, quit postponing the inevitable. I'm going to work you so hard... and you only have a certain amount of time with me this session. Now,  Read more...

The Sight of Your Small Penis Has Turned Me Off of Men for Life!

Hmmmm.... I wonder what you'd think if you knew I was mustering up the courage to ask you out on a date. Here I am your personal trainer, and I'm supposed to be completely professional with my clients. I usually am!   Read more...

Your Hot Personal Trainer Gives You a FULL Body Workout

Hello! It's great to see you again. Are you ready for me this morning?? I know it's early... I hope you're all pumped up and ready to go! I'm gonna really work you hard during our first session today.   Read more...