Halloween

I feel the deepest regret for your pour soul. The devil himself has overtaken you, mind, body, and soul. Your last hope is for God himself to exorcise you through me and command the demon entity leave your body once and for  Read more...

I can't believe you've escaped me all this time. Look at you, huddled inside your self-made circle of protection, even quivering and shaking at the sudden sight of me. You knew this day would come. I thought I'd taken care of  Read more...

No, you don't understand what I once was... how could you?? I was depressed, anguished, tired of being the brunt of every joke or not even noticed at all. I was tired of never fitting in, being laughed at, and considered completely  Read more...

And what would your father think. If he saw you... now... with your cock out... Read more...

Poor girl... his intended future wife. She had NO IDEA what she was in for. Read more...

I had to ask MY SON to help me with my stuck zipper! Read more...

We're friends, aren't we? And yes, we're neighbors too... we've had so many hot encounters together, you and I. I think you've "held up" quite well... hee hee. Don't worry about how I appeared suddenly in your bedroom or managed to  Read more...

You meet in the darkest of dark nights... where your path crosses that of your destiny. You've brought your offering, followed the ancient laws, and are fully aware of what you're about to commit to. You don't see her image, only hear  Read more...

You've been watching her classic television show for years... even decades. You're her biggest fan. It's Halloween, and you're at home watching another shocking B movie of horrific proportions. Oh, but you're not tuned in for the movie, are you?   Read more...

I'm so surprised you men haven't yet learned that it's not always best to think with your "little head." Think twice who you make erotic remarks to or flirt with.... she may just be a witch! It's not my job to teach  Read more...