Jerk Off Encouragement

You're so far away... just remember to keep an eye on your grades and don't let yourself be distracted by anything... like S-E-X! No, no, your dad and I would be very upset with you. No, you should find other ways to deal with  Read more...

Out of everything in your life, there's only ONE thing you're sure of: you're permanently desperate, permanently frustrated, permanently HARD now that you're new stepmother has moved in. Read more...

Were you just... WHY did you run away and HIDE from me!?!? You're such a strange one. I have the weirdest nephew in the world. Did you want to ask me something? Then, why were you out there standing over me silently while I  Read more...

It's time to challenge your award-winning stamina with the breastiest, bustiest, chestiest marathon yet! I'm breaking out my BIG GUNS this time to really test your endurance. You're going to stop and go, speed up and slow down, and beat that meat  Read more...

I'm so glad I'm home. Ugh, what a horrible client to have to meet up with. I'm so excited about our mystery theater dinner date tonight. I need to relax! I'll have to freshen up before we go but... how about some jack off  Read more...

I can't believe it... This just can't be true! No way.... I... little ol' ME?? I won THE MILF AWARD?! I'm the #1 MILF in the whole school! Read more...

You're not looking at Mommy's bottom while I'm bending over, are you?? Read more...

So, you've set a New Year's resolution of getting fit, and how's that gone for you? That's what I thought. Just like last year's goals? That's why you need ME. You've booked the right personal trainer for the job; I'm  Read more...

HOW DARE YOU!! What are you doing in my panty drawer?! My son's a pervert!! Read more...

You're a straight-A student who's found yourself in detention for failing an exam you know you aced. And now, you have the audacity to confront your teacher and demand to know why she failed you undeservedly. But you'd never guess the truth.  Read more...