“Thank you, I haven’t had this much fun masturbating in quite a while.”

"Thank you, I haven't had this much fun masturbating in quite a while."

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Your Personal Girlfriend: I Love the Signs of Your Impending Orgasm

Does it turn you on as much as it does me? I LOVE to watch those little moments when you're about to come... every detail of your body, your sexy male anatomy, changing and tightening, and gearing up for pushing that sweet cum  Read more...

Just Checking in on You…

You're so far away... just remember to keep an eye on your grades and don't let yourself be distracted by anything... like S-E-X! No, no, your dad and I would be very upset with you. No, you should find other ways to deal with  Read more...

My Poor, Desperate, Frustrated Stepson…

Out of everything in your life, there's only ONE thing you're sure of: you're permanently desperate, permanently frustrated, permanently HARD now that you're new stepmother has moved in. Read more...

You’re STILL a Virgin?!

Were you just... WHY did you run away and HIDE from me!?!? You're such a strange one. I have the weirdest nephew in the world. Did you want to ask me something? Then, why were you out there standing over me silently while I  Read more...

High-Speed Masturbation Marathon: Busty Edition

It's time to challenge your award-winning stamina with the breastiest, bustiest, chestiest marathon yet! I'm breaking out my BIG GUNS this time to really test your endurance. You're going to stop and go, speed up and slow down, and beat that meat  Read more...

And the MILF Award Goes to… (Part 2)

I can't believe it... This just can't be true! No way.... I... little ol' ME?? I won THE MILF AWARD?! I'm the #1 MILF in the whole school! Read more...

Stop-and-Go Masturbation Marathon: Exercise Your Erection

So, you've set a New Year's resolution of getting fit, and how's that gone for you? That's what I thought. Just like last year's goals? That's why you need ME. You've booked the right personal trainer for the job; I'm  Read more...

Your Teacher Wants to Know If the Rumors Are True

You're a straight-A student who's found yourself in detention for failing an exam you know you aced. And now, you have the audacity to confront your teacher and demand to know why she failed you undeservedly. But you'd never guess the truth.  Read more...