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Ah, poor you. You're in the midst of a big case, forced to defend yourself against your new beautiful bride who likely only married you for your money. You should've known better than to marry into a religious family. You suffered  Read more...

Save your breath. This is going to happen! You've been found guilty in a court of law. No use in professing your perceived innocence now. It's too late. The orderlies have already strapped you down, I'm prepped for surgery,  Read more...

Order! ORDER! I will not tolerate all this cheering and jeering in my courtroom. Now, back to business. I remind you, sir, that these proceedings are televised, and your actions as well as every word you utter in your own  Read more...