Laughing

I know you small dicked guys don't get much action. I mean, do you really ever get ANY?? You're so tiny... totally inadequate really... and so, what can you expect? Well, tis the season for sharing and giving. So, I  Read more...

What do you want? And how did you get in here?? Oh, you want to get off. Well, can't you do that on your own? Yes, yes, of course, you want ME to help. I can't blame you.   Read more...

I had everything to lose but no idea that it was actually possible to lose it all. I was beautiful, blonde, tall, lean, slinky, toned, tanned, confident, poised, well spoken.... well, maybe a bit ditzy, a bit shallow, a bit naive.... and then  Read more...

Oh, gosh... MUST Jerk Boy return tonight?? Just before bedtime?? Read more...

Well, why did you make the bet with me in the first place if you weren't willing to carry out your end of the bargain when you lost! Ha! Oh, come on. It's fun, right? If you'd won, you were  Read more...

Oh, it's you... What in the world made you stop by, thinking I'd want to see you and that freakish anomaly in your pants?? I told you it's way TOO HUGE!!! I can't do anything with it; you're hung like a horse,  Read more...

What a dirty little pervert you are! Get it out and wank it. You heard me. I want to see you wank off and spurt all over yourself. You HAVE to. Because I said so. Read more...

Ah, it's so good to see you all tied up in my possession. I have you all to myself now... we're going to have some fun! Wait... are you... could it be? You're a SHRIMP!! And all this time, I  Read more...

We sneak away from the house party, go upstairs to find a cozy little room all to ourselves. It's all fun and games. Read more...

Save your breath. This is going to happen! You've been found guilty in a court of law. No use in professing your perceived innocence now. It's too late. The orderlies have already strapped you down, I'm prepped for surgery,  Read more...