Laughing

Ho hum... you're doing it again... BORING ME!! You're not fun anymore. Nothing's fun anymore. I think it's time that I take control of things and MAKE things fun. Well, make YOU fun. Don't you want to be  Read more...

You're relaxing in your hotel room and have decided to treat yourself to the professional services of a certified massage therapist. When she arrives at your door, you're taken aback. She's so sexy, but very professional. You're natural shyness is kicking  Read more...

I'm scared for my very life when you break into my home and suddenly appear when I arrive, having waited for me just so you could humiliate and take advantage of me. I'm dreading the worst when you force me to strip and  Read more...

You're so crazy about my feet... and look at you standing there all naked and excited with your little dicky standing straight in the air like a miniature flagpole! How adorable... and pathetic. You're attraction to my bare feet is so strange....  Read more...

You're a lucky man. Your newest house maid hired is the hottest of them all. She's a big flirt, and you know she has a huge crush on you. She must wear that lowcut mini dress and hot fishnet pantyhose just  Read more...

Hmmmm.... I wonder what you'd think if you knew I was mustering up the courage to ask you out on a date. Here I am your personal trainer, and I'm supposed to be completely professional with my clients. I usually am!   Read more...

Remember that hot guy we've spotted at the gym? Remember how YOU noted how large his cock is when you were both in the locker room? Remember all the hot fantasies I've shared with you about getting to fuck him and his  Read more...

Now, why aren't you undressed yet? You should be bare naked and covered in that hospital gown right now. I need to issue your physical exam. Are you shy? I'll give you one more chance to get out of your  Read more...

Oh, my gosh! I do have a horrible date story to share. It was my worst date EVER! I've told this story so many times, and it makes ALL my girlfriends roll with laughter every time! I've even told it  Read more...

I know what you like... a woman's sexy nose? An upturned one perhaps? Or a silly one with a big stretched taut pig nose with huge nostrils flaring and funny buck teeth glaring from a silly smile? How about a big  Read more...