Masturbation Instruction

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(YOUR PRE-VIEWING ASSIGNMENT: Have a hot supply of at least 100mL of sperm OR 100 loads, whichever is greater, to play along.) You're entranced by the most popular professor at university; EVERYONE is. The signup list for her classes is always overflowing  Read more...

So you think you have what it takes to be a Cock Hero? A superhero of male stamina? You're addicted to the game, aren't you? And now, I'm playing too. I'll be your host, instruct you on all the rules,  Read more...

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Hmmmm... perhaps you should wipe that smug look off your face. Think it's deserved? Think you can predict what you're in for? Darling, there's only one guarantee. I'm going to give you ONE HELL of an orgasm tonight. I'm  Read more...

Ahem. So, you're here for the male modeling position? Are you SURE you're up to the task? I want to first make sure you understand exactly what this opportunity will entail for you. Do you understand that you would be  Read more...

You want some of this? Want it now? Want to make your big dick come this very moment? I can help you with that... I know JUST what you like... just what TURNS YOU ON. Let's make it a little  Read more...

Just when you think it's safe to participate in the globally recognized Cum Fu Sex Tournament, you realize you really don't have what it takes. Think you're up for another round? Well, we see that you're "up" for it, but that doesn't  Read more...

Mmmmm.... are you looking at me THAT way again? You just can't help it. I know you. You're practically always hard, always ready to come, always in need of release. Can't wait for me this time? Thought you'd sneak  Read more...

I've been waiting for you for so long... let's have sex tonight! I'm all dressed up for you, removing my bra, getting hot. I want you so bad! Get undressed, and... what happened to your penis?!?!? What made it smaller?!?!  Read more...