Measuring

NEXT! Stand here, strip down, and I'll take your measurements. Don't be shy; this is my job. I'll inspect your every crevice, assess your entire body, and determine your worth. You can't argue with the process; I have orders from  Read more...

So, I may be going out with your best friend, but there's no harm in finding out what YOU are packing, right? I mean... I just want to compare, so I need to measure yours. Read more...

You just can't take it anymore. Your wrists are really aching from your two-handed masturbation technique. You have to see a doctor... little do you know that this doctor is a real big fan of huge black dicks. In fact, you  Read more...

And you know I'm going to dig it out of you. I'm GOING to find out what's really on your mind. I'm GOING to get you to admit that you're worried about your DICK SIZE. Read more...

You're invited to observe - and participate - in a day in the life of Dr. Tara Tainton, Penis Specialist. How lucky you are... imagine the variety of patients I see, the sexual situations confessed to me that I'm challenged to solve, and  Read more...

I had no idea... what was happening to me. I was shrinking!!! Day after day, outfit after outfit, measure after measure. Yep. I was INCHES shorter than I'd ever been before!! How could that be? I used to  Read more...

Oh, so you're extra cocky today? Think you can best me at any challenge you come up with? I saw you staring at my slender hands. Are you trying to measure them up? Or is it as apparent to you  Read more...

I don't know what to do... I just wanted to dress up. But I don't even fit my bra... or my top... or my skirt! It's not supposed to zip up this tight, ride this high on my waist or expose my  Read more...

"Next please! Yes, your name? Okay... the number you were given when you came in? All right, then. And... we're asking every gentleman to tell us his perceived size. Yes, be honest please. Doesn't matter if you've measured  Read more...

You're so crazy about my feet... and look at you standing there all naked and excited with your little dicky standing straight in the air like a miniature flagpole! How adorable... and pathetic. You're attraction to my bare feet is so strange....  Read more...