“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

Measuring

Hmmm, I Wonder How Much My Giant Breasts Weigh…

I have some sexy new bras to try on. They should be just big enough to cover my growing tits! These things are so heavy... wow, even while being carried by my bra! And look... the sides of my boobs still  Read more...

Oh, No! I Think I’ve Gained Weight!

Oh no... this can't be! Why is my belly pooching like that? No.... I swear I didn't look like this yesterday. My tight shirt must just be making me look a bit fat. No, wait! I have to check  Read more...