neighbor

As soon as your new neighbor walks through the door, you're completely intimidated. You feel that all-too-familiar sense of being overwhelmed, your own body no longer in your own control, all your senses overtaking you and all at once. You've been stricken  Read more...

Hellooooo??? I'm supposed to be checking in on you, per your wife's request. Where are you hiding, neighbor? Oh, there you are! Is everything all right? Heaven forbid anything goes wrong and my best friend places the blame on  Read more...

Ooh, thank you for inviting me in! Is your wife here? Oh, that's good... I mean, oh, that's too bad! I just... well... I wanted a moment with you to... well, I've seen you watching me through your windows.   Read more...

Hey! Thank you so much for inviting me in. It's so hot outside today! I'm so sticky... this bra has been bugging me all day. I don't know why I put one on! Is your girlfriend home? Or  Read more...

Hi! I thought I'd walk over to introduce myself. I'm Tara, your neighbor right there across the street. I saw that you were home. So sorry that I missed your wife. I brought you some homemade cupcakes! I'll  Read more...

Hi!! I'm so sorry to bother you. I just have a small favor to ask of you... I need to borrow a cup of sugar. Could you spare one?? I would be SO grateful. You're so generous. I  Read more...