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Your Prim and Proper Mother Struggles to Deliver a Very Important Message

Hi, honey... I'm glad we have a moment for... just a quick discussion. You see... this is very hard for me to... um... talk about. I... well, I've noticed - now that you're dating - that you seem to prefer... that you  Read more...

It Happened So Naturally

You're so far away... my only son, off to university overseas and I'm SO excited to get to chat to you... on video! It's our first time - I don't know what the heck I'm doing with video chat - but I'm so  Read more...

When You’re with Me…

When you're with me... when you and I are together... no other experience in the world can compare. Read more...

Remember to Just Come to Mommy

Oh, honey... has it happened again?! You poor, poor thing... Well, you did well, just as I asked. You've come to mommy when you're all frustrated, pent up, ACHING after a date with your girlfriend. Read more...

Your Personal Girlfriend: Let’s Make a Baby!

Oh, she can be soooo annoying sometimes, so smiley, so happy, such a big bundle of bouncy fun (boobs), and so wide awake... when you're still sleeping! Ah, but you adore her.... she even knows it. She's your girlfriend, the ideal girlfriend...  Read more...

Parental Guidance Suggested

I caught my son watching porn, in the privacy of his bed in the middle of the night. I was shocked at first but... I do understand a boy has... needs. I thought it best if I allowed him to continue watching...  Read more...

A Long, HARD Night of Blue Balls Before the BIG GAME

It's the night before the big game - THE GAME - the game YOU star in. You're a professional; you know you really need your sleep. But I'm sooooo excited that I can't help but tiptoe into your room and disturb you.  Read more...

FOR MEN ONLY: New Clinical Trial Seeks Male Volunteers

The primary objective for this study is to evaluate the safety of and record the full effects of a new human growth hormone for men. The study is randomized, vehicle-controlled, ascending multiple dose, placebo-controlled, clinical proof-of-concept, phase 2 study to evaluate the safety,  Read more...

Come Home to Me…

You've been gone so long... You're my only son, and a hero... MY hero. You're away on deployment, and I'm at home... without you. We've had a "special" relationship for so long and now... my boy... my man... is away from me.  Read more...

Mom Wants to Netflix and Chill…

Your sweet, cheerful mom is always full of fun ideas. This time, just before you're about to graduate and move out of the house, she thinks you two should "Netflix and Chill." Does she even KNOW what that means?!? Read more...