“Your delivery leaves your competitors’ content in the dust.”

"Your delivery leaves your competitors' content in the dust."

Panties

Oh, My GOD!

My SON is standing before me with a massive... a HUGE... a HARD... What am I to do?? We HAVE to attend Christmas mass! Read more...

Not NOW, Honey. I’m in the Middle of a Meeting!

I DO NOT have time to help you with your cumsies right now. You're going to have to wait until I'm finished with my meeting!! Read more...

Our Super Secret Club

It's not so bad having an older friend. And she has pretty eyes. And hair. And makes you feel all tingly. Read more...

Your Personal Girlfriend: Showing You Just How Much I Appreciate You

There's nothing else like it: the perfect relationship. OUR perfect relationship. Life with the perfect girl, the one who absolutely adores you, dotes on you, makes it her personal mission to make you the happiest man on earth, is absolutely amazing.   Read more...