“Others may have hot bodies and great faces, but to be sexy to a blind guy takes something very special; you’ve got it in spades.”

"Others may have hot bodies and great faces, but to be sexy to a blind guy takes something very special; you've got it in spades."

Panties

Oh, My GOD!

My SON is standing before me with a massive... a HUGE... a HARD... What am I to do?? We HAVE to attend Christmas mass! Read more...

Not NOW, Honey. I’m in the Middle of a Meeting!

I DO NOT have time to help you with your cumsies right now. You're going to have to wait until I'm finished with my meeting!! Read more...

Our Super Secret Club

It's not so bad having an older friend. And she has pretty eyes. And hair. And makes you feel all tingly. Read more...