“Thank you, Tara, you beautiful sexy goddess for making my fantasies a reality.”

"Thank you, Tara, you beautiful sexy goddess for making my fantasies a reality."

Role Play

Your Personal Girlfriend: Getting Ready for Bed with a Spontaneous Sexy Stress Reliever

It's bedtime. You know, the time of night when, no matter how long or hard the day has been, you and I make time for each other. It's just you and me. Our time. Now, stop with the teasing.   Read more...

Your Auntie Makes Fun of Your Oddly Circumcised Dick

I couldn't believe what I saw... I mean, I didn't TRY to see. It just HAPPENED. I just had to pop in the bathroom really quickly to grab something. I entered with my eyes covered, knocked with a warning, didn't at  Read more...

Torturous Teacher Brings Home Your Hardest Lesson

Hello... Are you going to invite your teacher in? You know I make few of these appointments for home lessons. If you weren't such a bad student - with potential - I wouldn't make the time for you. Now, we  Read more...

Surveyed in a Condom Company Study as a Freak Size Anomaly

"Next please! Yes, your name? Okay... the number you were given when you came in? All right, then. And... we're asking every gentleman to tell us his perceived size. Yes, be honest please. Doesn't matter if you've measured  Read more...

The Tainton Zone – Episode 15: Desperate Measures

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

I Caught a Fraternity Boy Depositing a Sperm Sack at My Desk

(YOUR PRE-VIEWING ASSIGNMENT: Have a hot supply of at least 100mL of sperm OR 100 loads, whichever is greater, to play along.) You're entranced by the most popular professor at university; EVERYONE is. The signup list for her classes is always overflowing  Read more...

Abusing My Badge to Force My Horny Feet upon You

You're under arrest! A burglary in this location has been reported. An intruder was seen entering this room from the window. You thought you could escape the law? Actually assumed you could get away with it? Oh, no, not  Read more...

This Sucks so Much I Might as Well Be Gone

I can't believe this pain and discomfort. Why go on? How am I supposed to get through my day? And how terrible I must LOOK in this horrible neck brace!! Did you see what happened? Did you catch that  Read more...

Your Personal Girlfriend: Let’s Fool around and Fall Back Asleep

Come on, baby... now, really??? I'm so sleepy... Can't we just sleep in for a bit? Hee hee hee... don't poke me! I'm trying to ignore you... politely. I'm so tired! What? What is it really? That's  Read more...

I Don’t Know Why I’m Made Fun of for My High-Waisted Panties

I don't know why women don't wear these anymore. There's nothing like a pair of full coverage, high-waisted nylon panties. So comfortable, smooth and silky, not a panty line to be seen! I don't know why others make fun of me.  Read more...