“I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video.”

"I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video."

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I’m Afraid I Have to Move You to the Naughty List Again

Yes, it's me again. I know, I know. You spent most of this year making up to your wife for cheating on her last Christmas. Well, I did what I had to do. We just had way too many people  Read more...