Sex Ed

Resigned not to profess any resolutions for the new year this time around? Why not resolve to have more sex? If you're anything like me, you never need more reasons to have sex or more of it... there are plenty! Well,  Read more...

Your strict governess has something important to discuss with you, something she's waited until your mother and father have left the house in order to speak to you about... privately... in her own bedroom. You've never entered her personal domain before, never been  Read more...

Ooooh, I'm so excited! My husband's gone to golf with his friends all day, and that means my stepson and I can spend some real quality time together. I have breakfast all ready for him. I just need to see what  Read more...

It is an absolute sin to waste one single drop of your hot and blessed seed by allowing it to fall. Every load of steamy semen should be shot into a mouth to be savored and kept warm. You should build up  Read more...

Hello there! If you're watching me right now, then you must've found the special DVD I secretly placed in your bedroom for you. You clever boy! Now that your father has returned from his business trip and is home with us  Read more...

Oh, yes, my friends, and most of you know it: sex is GOOD for us all. Why else would we be drawn to it so often and in so many ways? I've written several blog entries on the same. The facts  Read more...

Okay, let's see what you have for me here. Hmmm... Your chart mentions difficulty obtaining and retaining an erection? I think we can take care of that here today. Usually, there's nothing more in the way of getting a great  Read more...

There, there. It's perfectly okay now. Really. I know what's been happening to you at school and why you've gotten in trouble. Now, your father may be away on business right now, but we can take care of this.   Read more...