“I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video.”

"I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video."

Sex Education

Your Mother Has a Thing or Two to Teach You

DO you know what a cream pie is, honey? Well, you're going to learn... Remember, only I can be your true sexy object for SERIOUS DEEP FUCKING. Read more...

Remember to Just Come to Mommy

Oh, honey... has it happened again?! You poor, poor thing... Well, you did well, just as I asked. You've come to mommy when you're all frustrated, pent up, ACHING after a date with your girlfriend. Read more...