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I know what you really want, soldier. You've put your life on the line, taken my orders without question; and today, I salute you. Won't you salute me in return with your... ahem... cock? Oh, yes. Stand tall, stand proud,  Read more...

Oh, dear. Now, honey, I... can't you see that I'm in the middle of washing the dishes?! Look at me... I'm all covered in suds and soap, up to my elbows in rubber gloves, and I just dropped that darn dish and  Read more...

Oh, this is your lucky day! Imagine the sight, a dream to your unsuspecting eyes, when you spot your older sister's hot friends sunbathing right outside your door. Two big breasted beauties are right there, just a few steps in front of  Read more...

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

Hi!! I'm so sorry to bother you. I just have a small favor to ask of you... I need to borrow a cup of sugar. Could you spare one?? I would be SO grateful. You're so generous. I  Read more...

You loved my "Doin' It on the Balcony" video so much, I think my infamous, itty bitty red bikini deserves an encore presentation. This time, I have a new balcony to strip on, new neighbors to treat to my muffled moans and the  Read more...