“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

Taboo

Oh, My GOD!

My SON is standing before me with a massive... a HUGE... a HARD... What am I to do?? We HAVE to attend Christmas mass! Read more...

Goodnight, My Darling #4

How are we going to help you sleep tonight - on a night like this of all nights?? I'm going to have to tell you my favorite story of all, a special CHRISTMAS story... Read more...

Our Super Secret Club #3

This is the Super Secret Club after all - not a word of your whereabouts or our fun and games is ever divulged to anyone. It's all OUR SECRET. Read more...