“I think you are wonderful and I’ve never been as excited by a woman before you.”

"I think you are wonderful and I've never been as excited by a woman before you."

Taboo

Mom Wants to Netflix and Chill…

Your sweet, cheerful mom is always full of fun ideas. This time, just before you're about to graduate and move out of the house, she thinks you two should "Netflix and Chill." Does she even KNOW what that means?!? Read more...

Bring Your Son to Work Day: Mom’s a Bra Model!

I'm so excited... I get to take you to work with me today! ...my darling boy. I hope it won't be too much for you. I hope you won't be BORED. Finally, you get to see what mom does all  Read more...

In Our Grief, We Reach for Each Other…

It's the day of the funeral... he left us so suddenly. Behind my sombre, subdued presence, I barely hide the unbearable weight of my true grief. You feel it too... Read more...

Seven Minutes in Heaven… with Your Sister

Why not... Seven Minutes in Heaven?? At least, I'll be entertained while I tease the heck out of my little brother and maybe even give him an instant heart attack. Read more...

Someone’s Going to Figure Out You Have a Thing for Your Sister…

Mom and Dad are away... so your big sister is gonna play. She LOVES teasing you... tormenting you... reminding you how low you are on the family totem pole just because you were born last. Read more...

Mommy Makes a Special Visit to the Nursery

Hello, baby, my darling boy... did mommy wake you? Did she? Did she?? Oh, look at that brilliant smile, just for mommy. You are such a beautiful boy... so perfect. Mommy made you, didn't she? Yes, she did.  Read more...

When Daddy’s Away…

Daddy's away... I miss him so very much. Don't you? I'm so sorry for being distracted - daydreaming of him - and not being a very good mommy. Read more...

Before Breakfast

She has no idea what she does to him... until it's all too obvious and way too late. Read more...