“I think you are wonderful and I’ve never been as excited by a woman before you.”

"I think you are wonderful and I've never been as excited by a woman before you."

Toe Stub

I Can’t Believe that Box Got the Best of Me!

I was so tired... just home from work and ready to RELAX. I just didn't even notice that darn box in the middle of the floor. I mean... who put that there?? Why is there an accident waiting to happen right  Read more...

The Worst Toe Pain Day of the Life of My Poor Feet

Just when I thought I'd lived through it all... can my feet take any more of this horrible pain? My high heels were way too tight, way too constricting on my hardworking feet. I thought I could relieve them with a nice,  Read more...

Pained Maid Experiences A Day of Toe Torture

OWE!!!! Oh, not again! I'm in such a hurry, totally rushed to get to work. If I can just get my uniform on faster... I must be there to clean up my boss's home before he arrives! I just can't  Read more...

Torturing My Stubbed Toes in Tight Shoes

This is not my day. I've just come home from the office, tired and overworked... and my feet are KILLING me in these sexy slingbacks that are way too tight. How did I squeeze my poor little feet into them this morning?  Read more...

You’re a Clumsy Dancer Stubbing My Poor Toes Again and Again

We're going to have so much fun together! I'm all dressed up to go dancing… even have my sexiest high heel boots on! It's time for your dancing lesson I promised. I hope you're coordinated, smooth on the dance floor, and  Read more...

Stubbing My Littlest Toe Makes for Such a Miserable Day

Who knew stubbing my littlest toe would hurt so much!! Owe!!!!!!! I can't believe I just did that. I nearly broke the skin! Poor little toe. My soft slippers didn't even protect it when I jammed it into the  Read more...